A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says"Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"
Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
My friend Shawna sent me this today and it made me giggle. I had a pretty rough morning. Thanks, Shawna, you don't know how badly I needed to laugh.
"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine, but a broken spirit drieth up the bones." Ecc. 9:7
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"Thy testimonies also are my delight and my counselors."
"Charity suffereth long,
and is kind;
charity envieth not;
charith vaunteth not itself,
is not puffed up,
Doth not behave itself unseemingly,
seeketh not her own,
is not easily provoked,
thinketh no evil;
Rejoiceth not in iniquity,
but rejoiceth in the truth;
Beareth all things,
believeth all things,
hopeth all things,
endureth all things.
Charity never faileth."
"For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also."
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"Charity suffereth long,
and is kind;
charity envieth not;
charith vaunteth not itself,
is not puffed up,
Doth not behave itself unseemingly,
seeketh not her own,
is not easily provoked,
thinketh no evil;
Rejoiceth not in iniquity,
but rejoiceth in the truth;
Beareth all things,
believeth all things,
hopeth all things,
endureth all things.
Charity never faileth."
3 comments:
Thanks for the Brazilian laughs! (I think I need to dye my hair before I catch whatever that disease she has.)
Lol! I love blonde jokes!
I posted this on my scrap board and my friend in Brazil really enjoyed this... she needed a good laugh after learning her best friend cousin has terminal breast cancer that morning. Good timing!
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