Friend Test

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps herself
and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'Coke drawer' with her foot!

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend's shoulder is soggy from your tears

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a gift to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!